Sung by a lady who just received a parking ticket
Come on, won't you put that pad away?
I'm asking you please, no!
It isn't right, it isn't fair!
There was no parking anywhere!
I think that hydrant wasn't there!
Why can't you let it go?
I think I've paid more than my share.
I'm just a poor girl don't you care.
Hey I'm not wearing underwear.

